Miscellaneous is one of my favorite words. Also lascivious. And Pterodactyl. The problem with Pterodactyl is that it doesn’t come up much in conversation.

I have to go in front of the Commissioners of our County and ask for money for the library today. Everyone means well, but still this is not something that I relish. The clock is ticking – 3:50 PM today.

One thing that you’ll never want to do is shoot yourself. Just trust me on this. Don’t do it. It is fascinating on the wound care front — I’m not squeamish about blood and stuff — but otherwise ick. Looks like plenty of pain involved too.

It is amazing how -8 degrees Fahrenheit feels warm compared to -20 degrees. Everything is relative?